After attending a conference on professional ethics, four psychiatrists walked out together.
One said, "You know people are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one to go to with our problems." So why don't we take some time right now to hear each other out?" The other three agreed.
The first psychiatrist confessed, "I have an almost uncontrollable desire to kill my patients."
The second psychiatrist said, "I find ways to cheat my patients out of their money whenever I can."
The third followed with, "I'm involved in selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me."
The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, "You know, no matter how hard I try, I can't seem to keep a secret."